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Mayhem Paintball Christmas Do
Mayhem Paintball offers the ultimate in exciting Christmas Corporate Paintball events with unrivaled facilities, equipment and playing areas. We also offer a free pick up and drop off service to Theydon Bois on the London Central Line for any number of people, and also have huge car parking facilities for over 300 cars and dozens of coaches, and are easily accessible from both the M25 and M11. We have several conference rooms which can be hired exclusively for corporate events, with free Wi-Fi connection. We also offer a fantastic buffet lunch/dinner service that caters for all your needs which can be tailor made to exceed your requirements.

At Mayhem Paintball we have 14 different paintball playing areas for the ultimate team building day out. We have catered for Premier League football clubs, American Express, Barclays, Sainsburys, RBS, Saatchi & Saatchi, Tescos, Waitrose and many many more. Our success is not based on how many big corporate names have come and played, but those who now come back and play every year.
Our Corporate Paintball Packages include:
- Free tea and coffee all day
- Private corporate conference facility all day
- Tailored buffet lunch including drinks
- 8-10 paintball games during the day
- Specifically catered to your team building needs
- Several dedicated employees to care for your enjoyment and safety
Our Christmas buffet menu typically includes:
Roast Chicken
Whole chicken breast served with a sage and onion stuffing and a sprig of rosemary
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Gammon Ham
Whole gammon joint or gammon steaks with a honey mustard glaze or a ring of pineapple
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Dauphinoise Potatoes
Layers of thinly sliced potatoes baked in a mature Cheddar cheese and double cream sauce
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Parsnip & Sweet Potato Mash
Parsnips and sweet potatoes, blended with mashed potatoes.
Oven Roasted Vegetables
Roasted vegetables carrots, red and green bell peppers, onions, shallots
Peas
Garden peas served topped with butter
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Desserts
Mini minced pies
Served with brandy cream
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Fruit salad
Fresh fruit salad including pineapple, melon, kiwi, strawberries
Our menu is flexible and can cater for different tastes and preferences, if you have any special requirements please inform us before the event and to discuss simply call us on 01708 688517 or 0207 600 5030.
London Fashion Week
To Celebrate the end of London Fashion week, Inditex who own global brands such a Zara came to Mayhem for a massive corporate event, i would like to give a big shout out to the Yellow team the overall winners not loosing a game all day. It was a great day starting at 11 am at Mayhem playing paintball till 6:30pm, then a Hog raost and bar till 10:30pm with entertainment provided by the New Zealand Maori teaching the Haka in front of the bonfire video coming soon!
Yellow and White team pictured below
teamwinners or the day. 
Crash - New field at Mayhem
Our New and Latest field, i know we only recently brought you Bog, and COD town but now we have Crash with a Massive plane in the middle, Landing craft and Land rovers. Storm out of the Landing craft and attack the Land Rover convoy. Only finished this week with a few more additions to follow so keep your eyes peeled for more surprises.
Mayhem Big game
Thanks to everyone who attended this years Mayhem big game it was by far our best event with over 330 players.
New plane arriving

Thank you very much
Hi ronnie,I would just like to say a big thank-u to everybody at mayhem,my son jack and he's family and friends had a fantastic time, it was there 1st time paintballing and they really loved it, u made my sons 13th birthday, thanks again and they will defo be backKind regards
Ashley Treacy.
TOWIE and I'm A Celebrity's Mark Wright visits Mayhem
Brushing up on your jungle warfare?
TOWIE and I'm A Celebrity's Mark Wright picks up some new paintball tricks on boys' day out
Mark Wright, famous from TOWIE (The Only Way is Essex) and I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, came down to play at Mayhem Paintball, and had a great day out with some of his friends.

Mark takes a shot while on a boys day out with 20 of his friends
He might have narrowly missed out on being crowned King of the Jungle in I'm a Celebrity... Get Me out of Here but runner-up Mark Wright came out tops after playing a game of paintballing with some friends.
The Only Way Is Essex star, dressed in camoflauge and sporting a 'sniper', was joined by 20 of his friends for a spot of male bonding.
Mark was seen climbing in and out of tanks and wasn't afraid to get muddy. He was no doubt using some of the skills he picked up while in the Australian jungle.

Mark takes cover behind a tank while a team mate covers his back
The 24-year-old's team won the challenge but he still managed to get hit on the back of the leg.
Later that day he used social networking site Twitter to say how much fun he had.
'Just had the best day with all my boys at paintballing. Such amazing mates. #cantbuyfriends'
Mayhem Paintball buys 2 x BMP Infantry Fighting Vehicles
Mayhem Paintball is proud to announce the arrival of 2 x BMP Infantry Fighting Vehicles that will be put onto our playing fields within the next few hours. As ever, at Mayhem Paintball, we are dedicated to improving our site for our customers and we hope that these two new military vehicles will help to enhance your day. Watch this space for one more exciting vehicle in the upcoming hours:


Mayhem Launches New Call of Duty Paintball Field
Mayhem Paintball is proud to announce our brand new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare map: With a Real T55 Battle Tank, Lots of Containers, Pick-up Trucks, Two Buildings and a real Bus that you can in and out of! Book your experience today!
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Hi RonnieSunday was absolutely brilliant! Thank you so much!
Everyone one enjoyed it and we are already planning our next visit, with hopefully more then 20 people!
Il br in touch soon to sort you out some tickets to see we will rock you and give you a backstage tour.
Thanks again!
Lee and the rest of the crew from "We will Rock you"
Next scenario day Announced
Thursday the 27th of Ocober will be our next scenario day, the theme will be Modern Warefare 3 to coincide with the launch of the Multi-Billion franchise.Feed Back
Paul Lancaste
21-6-11 Feedback
Thanks for an amazing day last week!!! The students (and staff) really enjoyed themselves and I cannot stress how unusual it is for no one to moan about anything!!! I myself am aching still.
I will be recommending it as a trip to other departments (will be putting photos on the staff bulletin and student circulars) and we plan to come again in the fall.
Oh and yes – I did get the photos!
Thanks once again for a great day,
Susan
Newham School
4-7-11 feedback
Dear Robert good to see you again after 30 years.As you know i see Ronnie and Basil from time to time.Just to say how much the Ashley/Lawlor/Gunn party enjoyed our day with you on Saturday-we had a great time.Your staff were excellent and the facilities and games superb.It was a great stag party which carried on into the night!Thanks again.Kind regards Rob GunnMayhem buys a Jaguar Fighter Bomber
We have just brought a Jaguar fighter bomber as used in the first golf war we will have pictures on our website.Feedback
Thanks for the great day.
Frankie Rose
Feed back from 16-4-2011
It was great, guys had a good time!
Our Marshall was the blond one with funky hair, really funny!
At one point he said: this is not a shield, this is only a flag! …hilarious!!! J
And yes, guys are thinking to do it again soon... J
Ramona
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Hi Ronnie,
Great day had by all on Saturday! We’ll definitely be looking at rebooking further on in the year.
Catherine
Thanks
Good evening had a cracking day I was the only girl in the groups but was a fantastic day. Our Marshalls especially Tom really looked after us.
Zoe (played 2/4/2011)
Thank You!
I came for my stag on sat 2nd april and would firstly like to say a big thanks to the two marshals who were in charge of our group (group 1) I've forgotten their names but can I say they are a credit to your company as they were both a great laugh and made our day great especially as it was the first time painballing for most of us. What we are looking to do is come back with an even bigger group this time possibly in june or july and was wondering if we would get a group discount if we were booking for around 30 people? and also would we all be able to split into two teams of 15 and stay together? Thanks once again for giving us a great day out it was fantastic.Kind regards
Chris Gillan aka The Clown
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They had a fantastic time and will be returning soon! We were so impressed with all of the staff who were amazing with the kids and made the day so enjoyable. What a great team you have got!
Thanks again
Jenny + CoPaintball Scenario Day on the 28th October 2010
MAYHEM PAINTBALL would like to invite you to our CALL OF DUTY - BLACK OPS Scenario day
West Ham United Team Building Proves Great Success
Mayhem would like to congratulate West Ham United on securing their Premier League status in the week following their visit to Mayhem Paintball. The team showed great team spirit and great determination to beat Wigan 3-2, and unless Hull over-turn a 23 goal difference in two games, West Ham have secured their top-flight status.Paintball Scenario 18/2/2010
After the huge success of the last scenario day, we will be holding another one on the 18/2/2010. More details to follow...Mayhem Scenario day
After the huge sucess of our last Scenario day we had over 200 players, the feed back forms were excellent, we plan to make our next scenario day even better on the 30th of december please don't miss out and book early.Feedback
we came paintballing today under the name of Richard Hinton at the site near Theydon Boyes. This is just to say how much we enjoyed ourselves and how much we wish to commend Clarkey and Alex, our Marshall's for the day. I personally have been to a paintballing site before where the marshal's have been patronising and rude. But today everyone walked away with a smile on their face and the desire to come back.Best of luck to your excellently organised company, we will be back in the near future!
Dave Clarke and Richard Hinton
Scenario day
Our Call of Duty Scenario day on the 29th was our biggest yet with over 200 players. If you email us your details we will let you know when the next Call of Duty Scenario day will be.
Scenario Date confirmed as 29/10/09
The next scenario day will be during the school holidays on Thursday 29th of October and will be based upon the computer game COD Modern Warfare 2!Feed back
Your feed back is very important to us:
Hi. We endevoured in the mayhem experience on sunday 20th september and i'd just like to take a minute to say thankyou to the mayhem team for making the day. all the boys and myself had a great time.. once again thankyou for the day. we'll no doubt be back to visit soon...
Thankyou
Robert Chown
www.thepaintballshop.co.uk goes online!
Mayhem Paintball revamps our online shop www.ThePaintballShop.co.uk have a look and let us know what you think.Join the Mayhem Facebook group
Please sign up to the Mayhem Paintball Facebook group for news on all our upcomming events.Mayhem Buys Helicopters
We are now the proud owners of 3 helicopters.Tottenham come to play
Mayhem was the proud host to the Tottenham football first team.Kidz Klub is announced!
If your 12- 18, join the Kidz Klub! Not only do you get discounted games whenever you play with us AND 5% off any paintball equipment, but you also get a FREE GAME EVERY MONTH. And best of all, it's free to join for a limited time!Mayhem Paintball's all new website is launched
To improve our service to you, we have launched a brand new website, complete with a picture gallery featuring some pictures that players have sent to us after their big day, and even an automatic invitation maker for birthdays and stag days!Tank Convoy! field is released
Mayhem has unveiled its all new field, Tank Convoy! Our 40 tonne ex-military tank has been stunningly arranged with 2 accompanying full-size armoured personnel carriers in an attack and defend mission. Players use the tank for cover, get inside the APC's and even use the special turret that has been modified to fire paintballs!www.walkondays.co.uk goes online!
Mayhem publish a dedicated web site for walk on days, a monthly event whereby our more experienced customers can play amongst themselves with their own equipment.Mayhem Paintball buys a tank!
To add to the endless individuality and excitement of our site, we have secured a genuine 40 tonne ex-army tank - as seen in the iraq war.Mayhem Paintball has a conference room redesign
The acclaimed conference room facility for our corporate guests has had an extension, redesign and has no got two large windows looking out onto our floodlit urban playing area, so now night or day the excitement of paintball can be enjoyed from inside the conference room.Mayhem Launches our new website
Mayhems new website goes live let us know what you think we would be greatful for your feed back.Tank Convoy
Tanks convoy and Radar have had a revamp and are playing awesomeMayhem Teams win King of the hill
The staff at Mayhem played King of the Hill in Reading and came first in both divisions. Congratulations to Joe Philips and rst of the guys.West Ham United Visits Mayhem



Mayhem Paintball were proud to host the West Ham United FC first team squad on 14/4/10 and Mayhem would like to wish all the players the very best for the future.
Feed back
We all had fantastic time, little sore but it was great fun!!.
Looking to come again soon.
Quick question, do you know what the age limit is for the children’s laser? I am looking to take my little boy some time in June.
Cheers
Nicky
Godo times
Debbie Lohse
They had a fabulous time thank you, they all thoroughly enjoyed it.
My son wants to come back for the "night time" event in August but unfortunely we will be on holiday, so would be interested to find out if this will take place on a regular basis?
West Ham come to play
We had the Westham first team come down and play, what a great bunch of Guys.
Help for Heroe
Mayhem Raised money for Help the Heros, with our 50'cal Challenge thanks very much to Andy piper from Dark sports for supplying the revolutionary equipment, 50 cal is a smaller ball and is a hot topic in teh paintball world right now will it take over from 0.68?
A special thanks for Dean Downs for reffing and running the event.
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Dan ThompsonI came out with 3 of my closest friends today (june 13th) for my birthday and it was my first time paintballing - it definitely won't be my last. This was undoubtedly one of the most action packed and fun filled experiences I've ever had the joy of encountering and Keiron and Jay were great marshals - very adamant about keeping us safe but still fun, engaging and amusing. As I said, it won't be my last, I'm already trying to gather a bigger group of people to come back next month! Hopefully with Keiron and Jay at the helm once again.
Thanks to them both and thanks to all the staff at Mayhem that I dealt with. I had an amazing day.


